KFC Potato/Macaroni Salad

1 cup mayo
4 tsp pickle relish
4 tsp sugar
2 tsp onion
2 tsp mustard
1 tsp vinegar
1 tsp celery (or dash celery salt)
1/4 tsp parsley
1/4 tsp pepper
1 dash of salt
  1. Place all ingredients in blender and process until smooth
  2. Pour over cooked and cooled pasta or potatoes